Urine Luck — Grace Hunt

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We all go. And sometimes, you gotta go in a public place.

Whether it’s a gas station pit stop or a luxe hotel lobby, the act of relieving yourself in strange and unfamiliar places is a weirdly universal human experience.

Who among us hasn’t dropped one at Barnes and Noble, or emptied their entire bladder at a 7-Eleven you’ll never step foot in again?

Four years ago, I started this Instagram account to catalogue the best – and worst – public bathrooms out there. So, if you’re looking for someone with definite opinions on the best stall setup at St. Louis Lambert International Airport, urine luck.

Charmed by this spacious unisex oner at Shorehouse Kitchen. Two pieces of advice for management:
1) The music in there is too loud. I’m trying to get a job done, not score front row seats to Chromatica Ball.

2) Try investing in one of those sc

If you respect wood, you’ll love the bathroom at Story Hill BKC. 6/10 The only thing better than a securely locked stall is the frittata!

What it is about Whole Foods? I’m cruising the aisles without a care in the world until I’m ready to check out, and then suddenly, I need a bathroom STAT. The Town & Country location leaves much to be desired - handicap stall has a lo

Don’t let the barn wood paneling fool you, Joanna Gaines was (probably) not involved in the stall design at Lucky Joe’s. 6/10 great space to meet new friends and tell them you’re in college!

A roomy oner at Fort Collins’ trendiest underground bar. 7/10 hand dryer only, toilets too far away from the door (increased risk of walk-ins).

#latergram from the Big D (as in -allas, Texas) Statement wallpaper makes up for the average stall interior, alas, toilet paper strewn across the floor won’t be forgiven - even during brunch rush. 7.5 That’s Dallas baby!

Readers, I’m about to make a Big Statement.

Catalina Island might be the best place for public bathrooms. They’re easily available, architecturally charming and smell more like Coppertone than tourist crap. 9/10 If you want to move to A

Gorgeous toilet backsplash at the Casa Don Alfonso. And the barn door feature? Chef’s kiss. 💋🤌 Signoras if the burrata goes right through you, this spot is a must see. 10/10 #latergram #mammamia

I know what you’re thinking. David Beckham, sick-ass disco ball…did she travel to a hot European dance club?! Nope, better. It’s the women’s bathroom at Bar Tulia and it Does Not Disappoint. 9/10 a little too close to the kit

Dying to know what the rope budget is over at Hampton Social. Apparently enough to justify one-ply. 6/10 for shame, socialites.

Picture this: you’re buying a citrus press at @williamssonoma and suddenly you really gotta pee. You consider walking all the way downstairs (risky) but then your mom says, “see if they one at Saks is open” and you’re like, &l

Hoosiers, this building is whack. Part student center, part hotel, part souvenir shop and who knows what else - but a pretty clean bathroom. 7/10 free tampons, decor could show more school spirit.

(Bonus trivia: My brother took a billiards class her

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT AHEAD

After dining al fresco at the Black Sheep, you mask up and walk inside to pee. Then you look up and realize Lamb Porn exists. 7/10 #NSFW

In these unprecedented times, the chance to use a public restroom can be few and far between. Desperation in my eyes, I bolted into this little beauty thinking it was a restaurant. Turned out to be a private event space, congrats to the newlyweds! 8/

The pictures don’t do it justice (tried to play it #californiacool, didn’t work out as planned) but this place is a real treasure. Beautiful wood stall doors, pristine countertops, Gwyneth Paltrow would pee here I bet. 10/10

Just look at this stall depth. Room for two carry ons and a human woman. And the modern hand washing aesthetic? Icing on the toilet cake. 8/10

Messenger Coffee Co. in Kansas City, Missouri, or as the locals might say, KCMO. Two unisex oners with a shared sink in the middle. Always a sucker for indoor/outdoor vibes 8/10 • (And special shot out to @gillstraub for the hospitality! And to

Guess that’s why they call it Sin City! Is a fun thing to say while waiting for the oner at Therapy on Fremont Street. Love the neon, underwhelmed by the interior. 7/10 order the Big Sexy sandwich!

Special guest post from nyc babe @laurkoh! Her take on Antoni Porowski’s latest haunt: “A ghost town in here. Ample mirrors in bathroom but dirty af.” 6.5/10 Here’s hoping Ant springs for a little more ambiance in 2020.